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Receive Thy Righteous Rolls

Isaiah 1:16 – “Wash yourselves; make yourselves clean; remove the evil of your deeds from before my eyes; cease to do evil.”

🙏 Righteous Rolls, Real Impact

Your gag gift? It’s a little holy mischief and a genuine act of giving. So go ahead — bless a friend’s bathroom and someone else’s life at the same time.

✨ Our Promise

  • Every roll purchased = one donated
  • Partners doing real work in shelters, aid programs & communities in need
  • Silly on the outside, thoughtful at the core
  • Always delivered with heart and humor

📜 Our Holy Mission

We started ButtJesus.com because we believe in two sacred truths:

  • Laughter is a gift.
  • So is a clean behind.

Clean Impact

At ButtJesus.com, we deliver divine relief straight to your cheeks—one holy roll at a time. Whether you’re stranded on the porcelain pew or caught in a paperless purgatory, salvation is just a shipment away.

Let our blessed TP ministry wipe away your sins (and everything else). Go forth and sit in peace.

10 holy rolls
140 cleansings

Take the quiz

Question 1

🙋‍♂️ If you were stranded in the desert for 40 days, what would you miss most?








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