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Righteous Rolls, Real Impact
Your gag gift? It’s a little holy mischief and a genuine act of giving. So go ahead — bless a friend’s bathroom and someone else’s life at the same time.
Our Promise
- Every roll purchased = one donated
- Partners doing real work in shelters, aid programs & communities in need
- Silly on the outside, thoughtful at the core
- Always delivered with heart and humor
Our Holy Mission
We started ButtJesus.com because we believe in two sacred truths:
- Laughter is a gift.
- So is a clean behind.
Clean Impact
At ButtJesus.com, we deliver divine relief straight to your cheeks—one holy roll at a time. Whether you’re stranded on the porcelain pew or caught in a paperless purgatory, salvation is just a shipment away.
Let our blessed TP ministry wipe away your sins (and everything else). Go forth and sit in peace.
Rolls Donated
calculated from sales. these rolls will be given to organizations and areas in need.
Cheeks cleaned
* using an estimate of 14 uses per roll
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Question 1
If you were stranded in the desert for 40 days, what would you miss most?
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